My rat, Fluffy Cow, loved bacon so much that it did her in. I was making it one day and I left it on the stove to go let the cat in. Fluffy somehow climbed into the pan and was ripped to bloody shreds by Max, our family cat. The pain was too much to bear. I have never eaten bacon since.
We Know You're eating Lots of bacon, Fluffy!
| Fluffy Cow |
| Jojo |