Road Trip
All my good dogs are gone now,
But I’ve had me quite a few.
I used to have a bunch of dogs,
And then I just had two……
In the scorching Texas summer,
When black clay turns to stone,
I dug a grave for each of them,
Then I was all alone.
I wrapped them tight in old workshirts,
And laid them in the ground.
I stuck a hundred flower bulbs
In each funeral mound.
I drank a cold Dos Equis,
No, I drank a case or two.
I sat outside in my backyard,
and wondered what to do.
I blew a dozen reefer,
While I listened to The Boss.
But all the smoke in Mexico
Could not make up my loss.
I walked around the house I’d built
To hold what I held dear.
But I couldn’t find a reason,
Why I should linger here.
I put my house in order,
And I cashed in all my chips.
I set my mind to thinking
About planes and trains and ships.
I packed up my old kitbag,
And I took it on the lam.
I left some bankers crying,
But I didn’t give a damn.
I spent some time in London Town,
Then split for Gay Paree,
And everywhere I traveled,
My good dogs stayed with me.
I lost a month in Amsterdam
Inside Der Piddler’s Bar.
I might have stayed forever,
But I had to travel far.
If you’re headed East of Suez,
Please take my advice:
Never fly on Gulf Air,
No matter what the price.
When we finally got to Bombay,
The plane was two days late,
So I shacked up with a redhead,
I guess that it was fate.
She was an Irish colleen,
I met her in Dubai,
Where we were stuck in Ramadan,
Gulf Air alone knows why.
I always called her “Mem Sahib,”
Now I can’t recall her name.
Since we spent two months together,
I guess that’s pretty lame.
We traveled round the Deccan,
Then north for Taj Mahal,
It was a grinder of a trip,
We had to see it all.
We split the sheet in Jaipur,
And she went on her way.
I caught a bus for Jaisalmer,
After Holiday.
In Jaisalmer, I met Gitan,
Traveling with her mom.
She was a teenage beauty queen,
Like something from the prom.
We rambled through old Rajasthan,
Gitan, her mom, and me.
She blew the Indians’ minds away,
It was a sight to see.
They caught a plane in Delhi,
Returning to B.C.
So I flew on to high Nepal,
Just my old dogs and me.
In Kathmandu I found a home,
The hashish there is tops.
The streets are filled with hippy chicks,
Each weekend brings fresh crops.
I met Louisa on the street,
A Dane I’d known before.
When you run the Hippy Trail,
That happens more and more.
So I’m chowing down on big thick steaks,
And drinking Guinness beer.
I think until the cash runs out,
I’ll be quite happy here.
I’m hanging out in Pokhara,
Smoking up my head.
I’m drinking Everest Whiskey,
While listening to The Dead.
I love these cold, tall mountains,
My life would be complete.
If I just had my good old dogs,
Sleeping at my feet.
With love,
Bucky & Bully & Mowgli |
22, June |
Doyle Hall |