“Oh Noble Creature the time has come for the two of us to part.
It is time for you to go to a far better place, a place that is deep within my heart.
To a place where you’ll be free to chase cars, balls, and play.
So go noble creature thru that doggy door
And fetch a stick thrown by God.
Then wag your tail forevermore while a friendly voice repeats, Good dog, good dog.