by Rosemary / Rosemary your mommy

Because I’m only human,
it’s sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
that my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help
to somehow understand
The subtle implications
of each proud meowed command.
Grant me inspiration
to creat creative menus.
And post me by the door on time
to see to change of venues.
Oh, let me not forget that chairs
were put on earth to shred,
And that what I like to call a lap
is actually a bed.
I know it’s really lots to ask
but please, oh please, take pity,
And though I’m only human.
make me worthy of my kitty!