Janet Reno (Monkey)


" Janet Reno "

Nov. 11 1990 ------- Nov. 1 1998


Our Janet Reno,

Fluffy Fluffy monkey man.

We miss you even though you were very unattractive

and would not appoint independent counsel and

is this five syllabals I don't even care anymore

because I can't think straight since I lost my monkey.

Goddarn lousy haiku.

But I had a good monkey.




Janet Reno (Monkey)