" Janet Reno "
Nov. 11 1990 ------- Nov. 1 1998
Monkey
Our Janet Reno,
Fluffy Fluffy monkey man.
We miss you even though you were very unattractive
and would not appoint independent counsel and
is this five syllabals I don't even care anymore
because I can't think straight since I lost my monkey.
Goddarn lousy haiku.
But I had a good monkey.
| Janet Reno (Monkey) |